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Then came..

No, not a chance

No way

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Catatonics & High Colonics

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So they tried

I'm British and I hate my glasses. Are prescription glasses better in New York City?

Still no good

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

Why did my crush like me for only two days in a row?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why do some women alter their faces by so-called cosmetic surgeries (on their eyes, cheeks, lips, chin, jaw) that making them look like Donald Duck or puffy aliens, while for most men these unnatural facial changes are ridiculous or even disgusting?

Just Forget it!

Minds and Behinds

Everyone loved it.

Are landlords allowed to make unreasonable requests?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

What are the 10 things you regret doing in your life?

No go.

Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

When was you wife swapping fantasy started?

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Another attempt resulted in ...

Atheists, there is a god up there in heaven and he loves you so much that he sent his son to die the worst death imaginable and then to turn into a zombie all to save you from sin. Why do you reject him?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

What are the main issues that have historically and currently divided Republicans and Democrats?

Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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So, the docs changed it to read

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What are some things that children used to wait for, but are no longer common in today's society?

Next, they tried...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

In your humble opinion, why does the narcissist mistake kindness for weakness in some people?

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