What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 05:59

No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
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So they tried
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Just Forget it!
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What are some reasons why men may not want to date a woman who can pay her own bills?
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Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
What's a memory from your childhood that shaped who you are today?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
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Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Can a 40-year-old date a 20-year-old?
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
Can shaving hair by Veet in our vagina cause diseases?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
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